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malformalady: The late morning fall air was just cool enough...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:03:14 -0500

The late morning fall air was just cool enough that the sap weeping from the trees would solidify in mid flight… creating beautiful marbles of amber falling to the ground. Kingston Mills Water Locks - Kingston, Ontario, Canada.

Photo credit: © Jay Foulds/National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest)

thekattcameback: heck-yeah-old-tech: Brach’s noms....

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:31:34 -0500

thekattcameback:

heck-yeah-old-tech:

Brach’s noms. 1982

Remember when you used to be able to go to the store and scoop candy out of big plastic bins into little plastic bags, then print out a label and slap it on the bag and eat a bunch of candy that you didn’t pay for the process?

Some stores still have those. Those tri color coconut things are my favorites.

miunicomundo1d-lml: Cats ♥ Me, six a.m..

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:23:57 -0500

miunicomundo1d-lml:

Cats ♥

Me, six a.m..

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Thu, 23 May 2013 19:09:14 -0500

You will never convince me that this woman isn’t a social...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:56:26 -0500

You will never convince me that this woman isn’t a social experiment to test what society will and will not embrace as entertaining.

I bet she’s paid in ones and mountain dew by her record company.

onthewing: frivolouspookster: elvishprincess: bl00d-sugar: I...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:55:10 -0500

onthewing:

frivolouspookster:

elvishprincess:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

Summer project

why not take it a step further and just make more toys instead

you could also make dildo bath bomb

Dildos make everything more delicious.

"I am the child who, after the flood swallowed my parents and my siblings, clung to the side of rock..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:45:43 -0500

“

I am the child who, after the flood swallowed my parents and my siblings, clung to the side of rock as the waves took me and I drowned in fear and terror.

I am the mother clutching her newborn trying to run as the force of a spear entering my rib cage throws me forward and sends my child tumbling onto the ground screaming. My last memories are of watching my sweet child scream out for his mother as a sword silenced his voice and then mine.

I am the woman that was stoned to death for being raped and not screaming loud enough for help, according to the Law of Moses.

I am the child whom David’s God caused to suffer in agony and sickness for seven days and then killed to teach my father a lesson.

I am the Amalekite child who watched as my family was slaughtered.

I am the Canaanite girl who was carried off into slavery and forced to marry my family’s murderer.

I never heard of this thing called mercy. I never received a message of love and kindness. There was no forgiveness for me, no golden rule. If I could wonder, I would ask myself what it might feel like to be chosen by God. To have babies that aren’t plucked from their mother’s arms and put to the sword.

If I could see the Christians praying to this God, I would stare in disbelief at the sight. I would ask them how they could ever worship such malevolent evil and call it good. With bewilderment I would ask in angered horror how you could ever imagine that you needed the forgiveness of such a monstrous affront to human decency and goodness.

My blood cries out from the pages of that Book you read with such devotion. I scream and you do not hear. I cry and you fail to see my tears. I was a person. I was a mother, a father, a son, a daughter, a wife, and husband. I mattered to someone and I loved and was loved. I wanted to live, but your God commanded my death and the death of my children. Now you quote the scriptures that glorify the violence of my death and call it inspirational.

If this is what you call love, no one can save you.

~Timothy Havener

”

- Posted on the Religion Poisons Everything facebook page (here). (via teachthemhowtothink)

this is excellent!

(via mamaatheist)

Powerful.

Husband home from three weeks away for work. These are belated...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:45:28 -0500

Husband home from three weeks away for work. These are belated Mother’s Day presents. #keeper #love #badass #knives #I’mtouchinghiswienerlater

A lobster will continue to grow indefinitely and never die if not disturbed by external factors. They can grow to the size of a wolf. WTF IS GOIN ON??

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:57:28 -0500

gravyholocaustsucks:

I want to go out and buy a family lobster that we will pass down from generation to generation until it is the size of a dump truck.

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:13:03 -0500

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

Gorgeous, snarky, brazen, and hysterical. I love this woman.

kerrcjb: WELCOME, YAHOO. I’ve never laughed so hard...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:49:58 -0500

kerrcjb:

WELCOME, YAHOO.

I’ve never laughed so hard during a movie.

buttlid: kymherz: ippinka: Try out a cool way to separate egg...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:47:12 -0500

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

Mind. Blown.

Six a.m. photo bombing Dresden. All I was trying to do was turn...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:16:22 -0500

Six a.m. photo bombing Dresden. All I was trying to do was turn off my alarm while he was trying to eat my phone. #kitty #dresden #noflashplease

thekattcameback: aimee-b-loved: ryanjjohn: mrzstargazzer: scr...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:03:00 -0500

thekattcameback:

aimee-b-loved:

ryanjjohn:

mrzstargazzer:

scruffythegodofthunder:

Just another day at the dildo factory.

Jobs that you forget actually exist.

the face of a broken man

Dude has to work with dicks all day long

Ok but let’s look at this for what it is:

The dicks he works with don’t talk to him.

FUCK YOU, HIGH SCHOOL GUIDANCE COUNSELOR! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THIS WAS A CAREER CHOICE?!?!

I wonder if you would get an employee discount. Probably.

Today dildo box packer, tomorrow pocket pussy designer to the stars.

Follow your dreams, kids.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:11:19 -0500

giddygirlie: alexcateye: My daughter’s school was hit by a tornado yesterday. She only had minor...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:06:10 -0500

giddygirlie:

alexcateye:

My daughter’s school was hit by a tornado yesterday. She only had minor injuries. I just don’t know how to okay again. I keep hearing all the kids screaming and my own voice screaming ragged. It was so bad. I’ve never seen anything worse. There is a truck parked vertically on her desk.

Oh my gosh, Alex! How can we help?

We care about you dear lady. I can’t imagine what you’re feeling, but I sure wish I could hug you.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:14:46 -0500

drugstoreprincess: asdfjkl Bad. Ass.

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:49:41 -0500

drugstoreprincess:

asdfjkl

Bad. Ass.

drugstoreprincess: asdfjkl

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:48:57 -0500

drugstoreprincess:

asdfjkl

This is every birthday card I will ever send anyone for the rest...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:47:50 -0500

This is every birthday card I will ever send anyone for the rest of my life.