December 2011
11 posts
Forever Awake
beefranck: It’s like the Forever Lazy except that it’s made of really itchy fabric and has a built-in audio system that rattles off the things you didn’t accomplish this week as well as the latest passive aggressive voice mail from your mother. Proof Bee is a genius. PROOF.
Dec 31st
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Dec 17th
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Fan Girl Squee
I sent Lauren Zuniga a message asking how I could obtain a copy of her first book, Nickel Tour. It’s a book of poetry. She’s a performance artist a friend of mine turned me onto a couple years ago when I was festering and raw and ripped apart by a broken heart. He words wrapped around me like soft tongues licking my wounds clean and wrapping me in clean bandages. I cry when I hear her...
Dec 16th
Rob Delaney: This will interest nobody but super... →
robdelaney: This will interest nobody but super Twitter nerds, but enough people ask me about it that I thought I’d do a wee post. Sometimes I repeat jokes on Twitter. This bothers some people. Granted, they are shit-breathed garbage people, as demonstrated by their taking the mental & caloric effort to write… I guess this makes me a twitter nerd. I love Rob Delaney pretty much more...
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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