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stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

Questions: If I have 16 ounces of glitter and I come to your house and shake the whole thing out around one of your carpeted rooms, how many years will it take to finally clean up the last piece of glitter? 

Also, will we still be friends after I do this?

#glitter #friends #probablynot #ocd #pleaseletmedothis

Questions: If I have 16 ounces of glitter and I come to your house and shake the whole thing out around one of your carpeted rooms, how many years will it take to finally clean up the last piece of glitter?

Also, will we still be friends after I do this?

#glitter #friends #probablynot #ocd #pleaseletmedothis

Custom pin cushion ring I just made or as I like to think of it, cross stitching bling. #ring #crossstitch #kitty #diy #craft

Custom pin cushion ring I just made or as I like to think of it, cross stitching bling. #ring #crossstitch #kitty #diy #craft

accidentallydomesticated:

thelingerieaddict:

historicalfashion:

Silk and maribou dressing gown | 1stDibs auctions (I believe) | 1920s
Can you imagine?

Dead.

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accidentallydomesticated:

thelingerieaddict:

historicalfashion:

Silk and maribou dressing gown | 1stDibs auctions (I believe) | 1920s

Can you imagine?

Dead.

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TumbleOn

Well, I listened to it so you don’t have to. It’s got some really interesting stuff. Check out my review.

Vince-neil-justin-moore

gravyholocaustsucks:

I’m not surprised it’s come to this, I’m only surprised it took so long for us to come to this. 
Capri Fun.

gravyholocaustsucks:

I’m not surprised it’s come to this, I’m only surprised it took so long for us to come to this. 

Capri Fun.

tastefullyoffensive:

[bombingofdresden]
Me trying to get into a pair of jeans straight out of the dryer.

Me trying to get into a pair of jeans straight out of the dryer.

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abbygubler:

ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

Yeah. I waited for it, too.

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I need book recs

garbagefingers:

omgstopembarrassingyourself:

Have at it!

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NOTHING DEPRESSING. I HONESTLY CAN’T HANDLE IT RIGHT NOW, THANKS.

Also I guess I have to end this with a question so that you guys can leave responses??

UGH JESUS NOTHING DEPRESSING WHAT A WORLD LENA. WHY DON’T YOU JUST ASK FOR 1000 TACOS AND THE NEW NARS LIPSTICK LINE. BE EASIER. 

Fever by Mary Beth Keane

I had like 6 other books but they started to get into sorta depressing and or scary territory. 

I’m a big fan of Lisa Lutz’s Spellman Files series. She’s insanely sharp and extremely funny in a wacky dysfunctional way that makes me feel like she’s eavesdropping in my head.

edwardspoonhands:

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

I don’t get it…when you talk does a stream a toothpaste fly out of your mouth? If so…are you an X-Man?

They forgot a box of kleenex and spray cheese.

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vixyish:

solarbird:

xgenepositive:

mmmahogany:

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

Bolding mine.

And this is one of many reasons why I love John Barrowman <3

I don’t think I have ever wanted to be a gay man as much as I do when I think about this sexy and smart devilish beast.

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giddytf2:

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Always reblog big kitties with their leetle kitties.

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