lolshtus:

Warning: Quilting Is The Gateway Into Harder Textiles

lolshtus:

Warning: Quilting Is The Gateway Into Harder Textiles

I have pooped three times tonight. This song.

So, I had some fibroids removed. Largest of the two was softball sized. This was Tuesday. Still pretty sore, but otherwise not too bad. Haven’t pooped since Monday night, but I got a nifty beef jerky bouquet and a caftan and some chocolate cake as a gift last night from a friend so life balances and shit.

So, these two fuckers explain why I looked pregnant without being able to get pregnant. No room in the proverbial inn so to speak.

I really want to poop. Off work for two weeks. Have to inject lovenox every day to prevent blood clots.

That’s all I feel like typing. I still don’t miss being on Facebook by the way.

thisiswhyimbroke:

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Need.

thisiswhyimbroke:

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Need.

"Periods don’t have glitter."

My kind of parenting.

I don’t know which one of these beauties from #belovedshirts.com I love more, but they both reside in my house now. #fashion #hatersgonnahate #catshirt #cats #holla

I don’t know which one of these beauties from #belovedshirts.com I love more, but they both reside in my house now. #fashion #hatersgonnahate #catshirt #cats #holla

For those days when your uterus doesn’t feel so wonderful.

"I give a fuck. I give lots of fucks, actually. I’m a prostitute of feelings."

— (via ladygrinning-soul)

(Source: nylonpinksy, via bookoisseur)

blondeloli:

daddysriotgrrrl:

blondeloli:

i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!

"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?" 

*at the dentist’s office*
"Why do you have so many cavities?"
"i ate too many dicks :("


Sorry honey, I can’t give you a blow job tonight. My jaw is sore from eating too many dicks.

blondeloli:

daddysriotgrrrl:

blondeloli:

i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!

"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?" 

*at the dentist’s office*

"Why do you have so many cavities?"

"i ate too many dicks :("

Sorry honey, I can’t give you a blow job tonight. My jaw is sore from eating too many dicks.

(Source: virtualcocaine, via dinosaursinyourvagina)

quiltnoodz:

New project: Log cabin pattern with hankies and used bedsheets paper foundation-pieced onto gay porn mags.

onesaturdaymorning:

She might be the greatest child actor in a while. So funny.

Yep. This solidifies my need to finally watch this show.

(Source: tevintersoldier, via idiotsassemble)

spiderspaw:

i like how this one came out

(via spiderspaw-deactivated20140613)