My oldest nepwe. When I met this kid four years ago he was shorter than me. #wtf #noseriouslywtf

My oldest nepwe. When I met this kid four years ago he was shorter than me. #wtf #noseriouslywtf

"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

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Have you seen Stephen Fry’s Planet Word? (It’s an amazing 5 part documentary about language, BTW. Available streaming on Hulu) There’s an episode where he talks about Klingon and someone from the Star Trek Shakespeare Company (yes, that’s real) decided to teach his infant how to speak Klingon before English. Pretty interesting idea.

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giddygirlie:

shaebay:

giddygirlie:

davidwknight:

jjday10:

We’ve all got them. Everyone’s family teaches them to love something the whole rest of the world thinks is bizarre.

What’s yours?

Leftover spaghetti mixed with ranch dressing.

I am fat, btw.

I don’t…

Mayonnaise sandwiches dipped in sweet tea. I grew up poor and ate the hell out of them. It’s been years since I had one, but they still make me happy. Has to be Blue Plate mayo. Also, the leftover tea is consumed with floating pieces of sandwich/mayo.

I am not ashamed.

an-imbibing-gentleman:

Stress.


Gpoy: Wednesday edition

an-imbibing-gentleman:

Stress.

Gpoy: Wednesday edition

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garbagefingers:

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

I dare you.

Bring it.

fuckyeahvintage-retro:

Ice Cream Sandwich Fabric

I need this.
beefranck:

iamserenebabe:

bransdancepants:

iamserenebabe:

lacalaveracatrina:

Tyrone Power

Who is this man and why is he so handsome?

It’s Tyrone Power, the babeliest of all the classic movie stars

I don’t think it is, though. I think it’s maybe Jake Gylednetehtalthalal being Tyrone Power. I googled Tyrone Power and that dude creeps me out…

I honestly thought this was Thomas Lennon.

I thought George Clooney from O Brother. All the rawrs.

beefranck:

iamserenebabe:

bransdancepants:

iamserenebabe:

lacalaveracatrina:

Tyrone Power

Who is this man and why is he so handsome?

It’s Tyrone Power, the babeliest of all the classic movie stars

I don’t think it is, though. I think it’s maybe Jake Gylednetehtalthalal being Tyrone Power. I googled Tyrone Power and that dude creeps me out…

I honestly thought this was Thomas Lennon.

I thought George Clooney from O Brother.


All the rawrs.

"My ideal porn would be two fully clothed people telling me I didn’t have to work a day job anymore"

@weismanjake

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Anonymous asked: how do you give a girl an orgasm?

sexience:

fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

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Spent $20.00 on Amazon to get a set of five squishy animals just to replace Dresden’s favorite toy. The original of which was purchased for fifty cents out of a gumball machine. I spend $3.49 for work pants from Goodwill and $20.00 for fifty cent toys for the cat. We call it Pippo. This is a more flattering photo of Pippo than it is of Dresden. #cat #dresden #love #priorities #wtf #pippo #pussywhipped

Spent $20.00 on Amazon to get a set of five squishy animals just to replace Dresden’s favorite toy. The original of which was purchased for fifty cents out of a gumball machine. I spend $3.49 for work pants from Goodwill and $20.00 for fifty cent toys for the cat. We call it Pippo. This is a more flattering photo of Pippo than it is of Dresden. #cat #dresden #love #priorities #wtf #pippo #pussywhipped

garbagefingers:

LOOK WHAT RUBY MADE FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t wait to get mine!

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