softerworld:

A Softer World: 1137
(burn everything. the heat lifts you faster.)
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softerworld:

A Softer World: 1137

(burn everything. the heat lifts you faster.)

buy this print

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.



Re: #16. I have a pop up “Facts of Life” book and not the kind with Natalie and Tootie.

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

Re: #16. I have a pop up “Facts of Life” book and not the kind with Natalie and Tootie.

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knittingcountess:

movingfwd:

From “Slice of Life”

I must be in a blue-green mood.  Even if I cannot make a beautiful sequined evening bag, I can draw inspiration from it! Obviously the designer drew inspiration from the peacock!


Need

knittingcountess:

movingfwd:

From “Slice of Life”

I must be in a blue-green mood.  Even if I cannot make a beautiful sequined evening bag, I can draw inspiration from it! Obviously the designer drew inspiration from the peacock!

Need

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birdschoolforbirds:

nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.

(via garbagefingers)

omgstopembarrassingyourself:

brainstatic:

the-pietriarchy:

soul-a-fide:

youngpreciosa:

bigmacmami:

kokainekouture:

musicnerdery:

isseymiyucky:

a-crosstown:

New Slaves

This is so disgusting omg

it really is.

fucking wow

This is so sad

yall making too much of a deal of this who cares 

Yeah sure, who cares. Who cares when people would rather line up like this every year to spend hundreds on a damn phone than give/donate even just a few dollars to a charity or help out those in need and struggling to sustain themselves. Spend hundreds to buy an iPhone or spend less than a hundred to change a life?

this just in: human brain incapable of caring about more than 1 thing in a lifetime, iphone owners will never spend money on anything other than a phone ever, buying products of own money because you want them makes one incapable of empathy or knowing about charity
in other news: tumblr users still pretentious shits on high horses who think that they’re better than everyone based on nothing but holier-than-thou assumptions

Buying a popular thing is totally the same as slavery u gaiz.

Who left so many trays of lasagna here?

"I just lost all my contacts and iTunes information with this IOS update." said no Android users ever.

omgstopembarrassingyourself:

brainstatic:

the-pietriarchy:

soul-a-fide:

youngpreciosa:

bigmacmami:

kokainekouture:

musicnerdery:

isseymiyucky:

a-crosstown:

New Slaves

This is so disgusting omg

it really is.

fucking wow

This is so sad

yall making too much of a deal of this who cares 

Yeah sure, who cares.
Who cares when people would rather line up like this every year to spend hundreds on a damn phone than give/donate even just a few dollars to a charity or help out those in need and struggling to sustain themselves.
Spend hundreds to buy an iPhone or spend less than a hundred to change a life?

this just in: human brain incapable of caring about more than 1 thing in a lifetime, iphone owners will never spend money on anything other than a phone ever, buying products of own money because you want them makes one incapable of empathy or knowing about charity

in other news: tumblr users still pretentious shits on high horses who think that they’re better than everyone based on nothing but holier-than-thou assumptions

Buying a popular thing is totally the same as slavery u gaiz.

Who left so many trays of lasagna here?

"I just lost all my contacts and iTunes information with this IOS update." said no Android users ever.

(Source: a-crosstown)

"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"

— Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)

(via misandragony)

Yummy treat! Here is a $5 gift certificate to Adagio Teas: 5502481065. Expires in 24 hours.

Yummy treat! Here is a $5 gift certificate to Adagio Teas: 5502481065. Expires in 24 hours.

robotmermaidprincess:

moviemeatloaf:

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

Grover bits were always the best.

(Source: gameraboy)

gokuma:

naamahdarling:

rockees:

a ferocious beast

i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury

Queen of Autumn

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lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via levindis)

garbagefingers:

Jodie Foster, Winona Ryder,Sharon Stone, Juliette Lewis and Jessica Lange by Steven Klein for W Magazine, Sept 2014

I’m pissed this isn’t a movie

Goddamit. Someone make this movie happen.

(Source: wmagazine.com)

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